Whether you’re a local or a tourist in the City of hundred spires, there are things off the beaten track that you can enjoy which you won’t find in your average guidebook. Erotic massages in Prague are one of the coolest diversions that the city has to offer, though they tend to go under the radar most of the time. Still – they are fun, enjoyable, beneficial and have nothing to do with prostitution or direct sex as some may assume. Should you decide to order one, there are things to look out for to make your experience as smooth as possible.So, without further ado, let’s dive straight into them! Take our advice on
- Being on time
- Have plenty of free time afterwards
- Don’t smoke before you go in
- Don’t drink coffee afterwards
- And don’t overeat before
- Avoid straining after everything’s done
Your erotic massages won’t wait long, so don’t be too late!
The masseuses at the salons providing these services usually have a pretty tight schedule. So if you’ve ordered your massage on a certain hour, make sure to be there in time – set out early and with plenty of spare minutes, since the Prague traffic often gets tricky and jammed. If you’re a couple of minutes late, it’s probably not going to be the end of the world – half an hour late can be a different story altogether.
And one more advice on the timing
While we’re on the subject of time – leave some for yourself after your procedure is over. Rushing straight to work from there and immediately start stressing out again won’t do you much good. Have a care-free window after the massage. Bask in its benefits. Perhaps just take a stroll around Prague, soak in the sights and let things freewheel for a while. You’ll need to process things for a while, so don’t rush it afterwards.
Avoid smoking before you go in
The massage itself is stress-relieving enough, there’s no need to put yourself in order by smoking beforehand. The odour might be a bit off-putting to your masseuse, which might impact the quality of your overall experience, though she’ll no doubt keep it professional. Though every procedure is preceded by a mandatory shower, the scent will probably linger still – so it’s best to avoid smoking before altogether.
Drinking coffee afterwards is also a bad idea…
Caffeine has a muscle-tensing effect, so drinking one is not the best idea since it negates the whole relaxing process that you just went through. Furthermore, caffeine is dehydrating, and the massage increases your blood flow, as a result of which you’ll be processing liquids faster, adding to the dehydration – what you should do instead after your rubdown is to have a big glass of water!
…as is having a bellyful of food before
Since erotic massages do typically involve deep tissue stimulation all over the body, stomach area included, it follows that doing this to you when your stomach is full will not feel very pleasant. Not to mention that, though it’s not really a high probability, an embarrassing accidents can happen. Embarrassing accidents that you’d much rather forget.
Don’t strain yourself too much after your procedure
Don’t work out. Don’t haul bags of cement. Don’t go chopping wood. Don’t put your body under any extraordinary strain after your massage is over. Your muscles will be very relaxed at that point and any sudden strain will do them harm – best wait a couple of hours, or rather, until another day, before undergoing any physical exertion again.
We’re glad to have shared these tips with you. If you follow them, your erotic massage should go much smoother, we can guarantee you that!
Do you have your own way to make the massage so much more enjoyable than it already is? Or perhaps you could come up with something straight away – don’t hesitate to share your thoughts with us in the comments, we’re eager to learn more ourselves!